April 18, 2013
I've spent the week looking for airline tickets to Brazil. Me, Honey, my mom, Derek, Ayla, Kaylee and Joshua, are all going. Me on a plane with four kids, three of which will be about 1 1/2 years old. I feel so bad for me and for anyone sitting next to us.I apologize in advance to anyone who may be reading this and who may also be on my plane. No one wants to be on a plane with children. In fact, a lot of people feel that there should be children free flights. I tend to agree, except that that doesn't work in my best interest. I still agree though.
Have you ever been on a plane with a screaming child for hours upon hours? I think if you went crazy and killed the child and even the entire family, you could claim insanity in court and get off. Well, you may end up in a nut house, but that is better than jail. I am bringing THREE babies on a plane. I think I am going to die. I think the other passengers will be hoping that the plane goes down by the time we land.
I think I need to drug my children. Its in our and everyone's best interest. How much Valium can you safely give a toddler?
The worst part is that if it is a nightmare going, it will be even worse coming back. Why? Well, because now, I just assume it will be a nightmare. If it ends up being a nightmare, on the way back, I will KNOW it is going to be a nightmare and there is nothing I can do to avoid it. Its like being tied to the train tracks with a train schedule in one hand and a clock in the other...you know when you are going to die.
That is how much I am dreading this flight. What I am dreading even more, though, is paying for it! It will run us between 3k and 4k at least. Yay!
On the bright side, I will get to run in another country, and that will be a nice change of pace.
Here are my numbers:
Time: 20:00
Distance: 2.18 miles
Pace: 9:11/m
Max Pace: 7:40/m
Calories: 280
Avg HR: 130
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