February 23, 2013
Holy crap, it's Saturday! I need to wake up, go run, finish packing and get the hell outta Dodge before the Dynamic Duo (that would be the two grandmother's babysitting for me and Honey) change their mind!So, I snuck out really fast for my Saturday run and came back and showered.
Here are my numbers:
Time: 15:00
Distance: 1.48 miles
Pace: 10:08/m
Max Pace: 8:29/m
Calories: 191
Avg HR: 128
Max HR: 143
Slow, and I suck. Yadda, yadda, yadda. That's not that important today. I'm going for a weekend away with my Honey. No screaming babies. No complaining, disobeying four year old. No work. Just fun and relaxation! Sure, we'll miss the little ones. I know I will and Honey was already crying before we left the house.
I mean, if you could somehow arrange to go on vacation with your kids and you could guarantee that they would behave, not whine, eat what you served them, they didn't ask for you to buy EVERYTHING, you didn't need to carry 10 extra bags to go anywhere, they thanked you for taking them somewhere special, were polite to everyone, you didn't have to carry them after five minutes of walking and last but not least, they paid their own way...well, then taking your kids on vacation would be awesome! You could spend time with your family AND have fun at the same time.
Since every person reading this with kids knows that will never happen, I suggest you arrange to go away without your kids!
So, we drove into Orlando and we decided to start our fun at one of the Disney water parks: Typhoon Lagoon (Blizzard Beach was closed for upgrades/repairs). Honey and I acted like kids and had a blast on the water slides. We forgot to bring towels, but it was nice and hot so we didn't need them.
After that we checked into our first hotel and then walked to get something to eat. We ate at Buffalo Wild Wings (just the start of my horrible weekend of eating). I had their hottest wings and they were pretty hot, but bearable. Then we walked to get ice cream and found a sex shop next to the ice cream shop.
You can just wonder what we bought at the sex shop...
Then we played miniature golf after another long walk down International Drive. By the time we were done, we were done! We went back to our hotel and stayed in for the night....yeah, you know what that means...
Run for life!
Slow, and I suck. Yadda, yadda, yadda. That's not that important today. I'm going for a weekend away with my Honey. No screaming babies. No complaining, disobeying four year old. No work. Just fun and relaxation! Sure, we'll miss the little ones. I know I will and Honey was already crying before we left the house.
I mean, if you could somehow arrange to go on vacation with your kids and you could guarantee that they would behave, not whine, eat what you served them, they didn't ask for you to buy EVERYTHING, you didn't need to carry 10 extra bags to go anywhere, they thanked you for taking them somewhere special, were polite to everyone, you didn't have to carry them after five minutes of walking and last but not least, they paid their own way...well, then taking your kids on vacation would be awesome! You could spend time with your family AND have fun at the same time.
Since every person reading this with kids knows that will never happen, I suggest you arrange to go away without your kids!
So, we drove into Orlando and we decided to start our fun at one of the Disney water parks: Typhoon Lagoon (Blizzard Beach was closed for upgrades/repairs). Honey and I acted like kids and had a blast on the water slides. We forgot to bring towels, but it was nice and hot so we didn't need them.
After that we checked into our first hotel and then walked to get something to eat. We ate at Buffalo Wild Wings (just the start of my horrible weekend of eating). I had their hottest wings and they were pretty hot, but bearable. Then we walked to get ice cream and found a sex shop next to the ice cream shop.
You can just wonder what we bought at the sex shop...
Then we played miniature golf after another long walk down International Drive. By the time we were done, we were done! We went back to our hotel and stayed in for the night....yeah, you know what that means...
Run for life!
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